Thank God I have a reason to get rid of that obnoxiously long meme.

And what a reason it is.

It is Brian Elwin Haner Jr.'s birthday today. He is turning twenty-seven, and I'm sure he's partying in style.

Brian is one of my greatest inspirations in all parts of my life, and I just owe a lot to him. He brought back my love for music, my love for writing, and hell, my love for drawing too. He's just amazing all-around. He's got a kickass personality and he's just one of the funniest guys ever.

Here's to you, Brian Haner, Jr., you brilliant motherfucker, you. I toast in your honor. I have like, one shot of flavored vodka and I will drink to you.